Well, what can i say. I swore, i have never been so glad to see all the pink shit dissappear from the stores. Seriously, i swear, if i would have seen one more teddy bear or balloon or chocolate box or a card or condoms etc saying: i love you, be mine, kiss me, yours forever, hug me, fuck me, eat me, sleep me... I was thinking about being the first Valentine`s suicide terrorist to blow myself up in the store, it would have been pretty damn funny seeing the "pink explosion". I mean this bullshit is soo commercial over here. They start selling crap 2 months earlier, they just do it to piss single people off. This is ridiculous, you will have to have someone to enjoy the holiday, otherwise its a constant reminder of how pathedic you are because you will not receive a shitty humangous teddy bear... Its stupid! Its just a scam, a money making scam, let me explain: 1) Think about how much every couple spend on buying the stuffed animals, flowers, candies, jewerly, etc
2) Now... think about how much they spent on the restaurant on that day, because all the couple are eating out that day
3) now.. think how many condoms they are selling for that day
3) now.. think how many condoms they are selling for that day
4).... and how many earplugs for the single people
5) and how many boxes of Kleenex and loads of ice cream for the single peole, because they eat themselves out of the misery of being reminded they are loooooneeellyyy :S
Its all about money.
..its the only time of the year i pass by the damn pink isle with disgust. Its a racist holiday discriminating againts single people.
Well, so my Valentine`s Day, I was going to ignore the fact that the shitty day even existed. But... The whole world fought against it. I hadnt even woke up yet when my dad opened the door in the morning and threw in bunch of huge balloons with all the lame messages on them. You just had to, didnt you...
Then i go downstairs and there it is, a pink heart-shaped plate with a teddy bear saying i love you and the card with really sweet message from my mom.
Later I was like, screw this, its not ignorable holiday really. So i went to the grocery store and got a crappy little teddy bear for my friend saying would you be my valentines, a little present pink bag and a card with me and her on it. I wrote all kinds of cheasy messages on it. Well, she just broke up with her boyfriend, so she needed a little making fun of the holiday so she would feel like she is missing out.
Later we had a candlelight dinner with my family, we had hom grilled steak with lots of other stuff and eveyone got a little cupcake for dessert.
I decided to make truffles for everyone, just because i wanted to. My whole family swore they wont eat those nasty little things when they saw me making them. True, they really did look like Bogies boop (our little poodle), but I still made everyone eat those things, they were gooood.. :D
I survived with any particular complications.
Never thought I'd hear you having disgust against pink :D It's almost like pigs can fly :D
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