So on Thursday i got up, went downstairs to get my morning OJ, and Dalton and Lisa are sitting on the couch, watching TV. I got ready and half an hour later i started thinking why werent the kids in school. So i go back downstairs and they tell me its a snowday! I was like, ohh, is it snowing? Dalton is like are you serious? Have you not looked outside? I have to admit, that no i hadnt. I mean we have glass walls in the kitchen and living room.. But i had been living in Estonia, which is like 2 steps from North Pole. So my brain just didnt catch it in time i guess. But yeah, apperantly i didnt have work either. So i put my PJ-s on and took a looong nap. A morning nap! It felt gooood :D Oh, snowday is a day when it snows outside, for those who dont know what it is. And when it does, everything is shut down, the restaurants, the malls, businesses, schools and so on. I think hospital and other more important places are opened. Its because people dont know how to drive in snow and ice, they dont have any equipment to clear the roads and they dont have winter tyres as well. Texans looove snowdays! But they usually have like 1 every year, if even that! So people were psyched! Dalton was out with his friends having a snowfight and building snowmen. I was just like, what the hell, i was trying to get away from that white shit, and here i am, building a snowman! So i made my friend Chris a snowman, with boobies. And told him that he can come over and rape her. Enjoy!
Mom made her special cold weather dish for supper, chicken-lasagna stew! It was so good! Dalton friends drove me crazy so i hid in my room and watched SATC all night.
FRIDAY
Another snow day! No school, no work. Did the same as last night. Sonia came over for little bit.
SATURDAY
Umm, finally got to go to gym to work out. I mean i was sick of the snow before i got here, i was even more sick of it after 2 days of being stuck in the house, because of that white crap. Chris`s bitch melted. I went out to a bar with Jamie later. THe first one we went to was veryyy interesting, so i made Jamie leave that place real fast. It was called Crazy8, it sure was crazy! The second one was out of our reach, at first. Jamie kinda knew that it was on Belt Line and in Addison. And she kind of knew the name of the place. So i was like, ok I got it, and my master-grand-plan was to use the GPS. Because i wasnt really sure if Addison is on Belt line. But my idea failed big time.. None of us knew how to spell Addison. And Jamie didnt know how to even spell the name of the bar. So there we were, on Belt Line, not knowing which town we are in and where exactly we need to go, because we couldnt spell Addison. And we definately didnt want to call anyone and show how stupid we are. But Jamie finally called his friend and asked him how to spell Addison. THe GPS didnt find it. We were like okay, so we need to call someone and ask for the address of that place we need to go. So Jamie called her other friend (to spread the news that 2 spelling retards are on the road). Well, we got the address, typed it in GPS and it told us to keep on driving 2 miles to your destination! Hahaaaa, we were cracking up. Well, it still took us like 30 minutes to finally find the right bar, it was called Sherlocks Pastry and Bar or something like that. When we saw the sign, then Jamie was like... what if it is like a pastry... I was like, well, then we will have some dognuts and margaritas and dance on the breakfast tables. It was a very cool bar-club! No more details, i will still want to keep my non-excisting private-flirt-love life undercovered. For future benefits.
But this night was far from being over....
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