Saturday in Dallas

In the morning Jamie beat me up way too early, in the middle of the night, like 8 am. And started talking about her job. I could follow like every forth sentence, she was talking way to fast for a "middle of the night". She had defensive driving class this morning, so i drove back home. I had to stop on my way back, to get gas. I hate getting gas, its so annoying. One day when im richie rich, i will hire myself a cute gas-guy, who fills up my tank every time im taking a nap. Well, unless he is not taking a nap with me :) But i did take a nap, a good 3 hour nap. And later i met Alecia and Jamie for dinner. We took my striped hottie, because otherwise we wouldnt have make it passed Vista Ridge. We ate Mexican food at El Chicos. I told Jamie to get at least one beer in her, that way she wouldnt tell me to turn back whenever she had a bad feeling we might get lost. Then we got an energy drink for me and i set my GPS to go to Brandons apartements that supposed to be in Colony. Well, i had no freaking idea where is the Colony, but i trusted my talking toy. 30 minutes and many highways and turns later we ended up in Plano. I knew it was Plano because my friend Jeff lived there and we spent one new years eve there, watching The Elf 3 times in a row on January the 1st. So Brandon told me to meet at the bar of their apartement buildings. We were still confused are we even in the right city.. and he didnt pick up the phone. Alecia was chillaxed, Jamie was sarcastic but pretty chilled. I pulled up to the bar i thought might be the one Brandon told me about, and Jamie goes: "Well, this is awsome guys!". Thank goodness to that beer. I didnt have to turn back. LOL. Brandon called and assured it was the right city, and the right bar. I parked in a spot for the store visitors. Alecia told me that they will tow my car. I told her that no they wont and went inside the store, told the guy that i was going to park there for 5 minutes. He said, that they are the only spots for their clients. And i repeated myself, well im gonna park here for 5 minutes." And he said, "umm, okay". My secret weapon, act like a blonde, because i sure do look like one. I dont mind look like a retard when i need what i need. We met Brandon and his roommate and his other friends, followed them to Dallas, to the club. The table next to us was full of white people, partying and drinking the hell out of that puddle of vodka. And it showed, 30 minutes later they were dancing like animals, on the table, under the table, rubbing against everything and everybody. One of Brandons friend said he is embarrassed to be white. Cant blame him, but dude, maybe you need another drink, it helps me not being embarrassed. Brandon was the host of the party meaning he had the microphone and he was aloud to say whatever he wanted, mostly he made fun of people. I threatened to blow up his car if he makes one of any of us. He showed us the pimp who was hosting the VIP. He had more bling-bling on that the x-mas tree on steroids. Brandon told us a little secret, he gets a 100 dollar tip everytime he says that that the guy in VIP is wearing a 50 000 dollar ring in his pinky. Can i see your mic real quick? So we got up and started dancing. I had been dancing for 5 minutes when this girl tapped on my shoulder, telling me i was sexy and she wants to dance behind me. That mean rub against me. She said she had a husband and everything and dont get me wrong and bla bla bla, i was like eeee, oh hell no! Guys, we need to mooove. Moove moove moove, fast! To that white animal crowd dancing 10 feet away, its much safer there (they A-sexual drunk already) Soon we went to the other club. The first thing I saw was Jamie, entertaining herself on the stage. That club was beoynd awsome! For further details, email me :) 10 minutes before the club shut down we went back to MS to say bye to Brandon. Jamie pulled out the teacher and the age card when the guy she had been dancing to all night started flirting with her outside. Jamie cracks me up! We made it back safe, the saturday night was absolutely GREAT! Thanks guys!