Spanish

When i was in New Orleans airport i came up with an idea to start studying spanish. So whenever i got back i ordered those cd-s for 10 dollars that promised to teach me spanish in 10 days. I was like, its not a big loss, and i gave it a shot. So the cd-s showed up this week, you are supposed to do 10 lessons in 10 days, 1 in each day. So i did my first one. I learned the following:

(You are not aloud to laugh at my grammar, im just making it up!)

Perdon, Senjorita! Entiende espanjol?

No. No, entiendo. Habla ingles?

Habla ingles unpoco. Uster es Norte Americano?

Si senjor.



Thats it, thats all i learned in 30 minutes. Its pretty retarded, i mean they make you repeat every word for 25 times, then they make you repeat 2 words at the same time for 30 times, then they change Senjor to Senjorita and make you do it 40 more times. I mean if people really learn everything in that slow pace, then i dont really understand how we still manage to survive.



THe second lesson wasnt any better, I think i learned como estas and mui bien, bien blah blah bullshit. I mean really? 30 more minutes to 5 more words to your conversation? So no what? The next lesson we learn to say Burrito, Mexico, Taco Cabana, Taco Bell? And after 2 lessons was when i stopped. Im gonna move to the last lesson and skip 5 in the middle. And then i will sell it on Ebay, describing it as the best Spanish learning support out there. Recommended by foreigners.