And my partner in crime is Lisa, she is from Germany and shares some pretty dark secrets with me. So here is the story!
If anyone knows the Bachelor show and watches this season, they would understand me! Jake, the guy who is picking out his future wife in this show, is steaming hotttt!! He is .... oh gosh, the hottest living thing on earth. His smile... oh my goodness, makes me catch my breath! Me, mom and Lisa are all watching the show monday night for 2 hours and wait the whole time for him to take his damn shirt off!
And the best part about it, is that Jake lives like 4 blocks away from our house. Its like 10 minute drive (if you know the shortcut, but i dont since my GPS hates me, it doesnt show it to me, but there has to be one, i know there is). So me and Lisa decided to drive by his house one night after the dinner. We were driving around that neighbourhood like 10 miles an hour to find his house, my original plan was to get the licence plate number of his car, but his car wasnt on the driveway. Dangit! So we turned around and drove by his house one more time and i rolled down my windows and took a picture of his house! With my phone. You cant see shit on the picture. And then, i see the light on, on the second floor and i scream out of the window: "He is home!!!" until i realize my stupid window is still down... So we needed to get out of there... FAST!!! Anyone who doesnt know who im talking about, here he is...
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I mean could you really look me in the eye and tell me that you would stalk him if he lived like 4 blocks down???
PS! When anyone who has a problem with me stalking him, then this story is totally fiction, made up, a fairy tale, not true, no facts!
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