So on Monday, after the Easter I decided to get Nick a chocolate rabbit as a late easter present. It was in a pink box and everything. I left it in my car and since it was soo hott on that day, it melted a little bit. So yesterday when i was over there again, the rabbit has dissappeared, so i asked him where it was.. I got that guilty face. Then i got the smirk. And then i got the story. He was like "i couldnt help it! That poor little guy seemed soo miserable. It looked me with his melted little eyes.. And screamed at me, all i got was that he wanted to get out of this place! So I opened the door and it was gone! It was hauling ass down the corridor right to the pool, I saw it! And jumped in! He said, Fuck Easter, im too old for this shit buddy!" Im like really? He was like, "Yes! Did you see that easter disaster? He was done with this shit! Go and look, his melted eyes are probably still floating in the pool!"
Thats the easter spirit... and the last chocolate bunny he ever sees in his life.
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