Clearing up the ash shit vol2

So the tickets got taken care of. That filled up my whole day on Monday. I went to Nicks that night, because i had scheduled an appointment in US. Immigration Citizenshit to attain a satisfactiory departure, and it was in Irving where he lives. Of course i was running a little late and of course i got lost, by driving by those damn google map directions. I made it there, late. The lady told me that i needed to show my flight tickets back, which i hadnt with me. I told her i didnt have a printer, i mean how many tourists carry printers around, right? So i tried to pull it out on my iphone to show her my ticket confirmation, but her supervisor said they need a copy. I was like can i send it to you to an email address and you can print it out? She said they dont have email addresess. Great no phone numbers, no email addresses? Online retards... we live in 21st century! Well, so i email nick my tickets from my iphone and told him to print them out and meet me at starbucks, but since he had to hurry to work, i had to drive all they way to his meeting, which was in the middle of somewhere-i-had-no-clue-about. Finally made it back to that office, and they gave me a satisfactory departure, sounds very fancy, but it was just a handwritten notice on the back of my I-94 form (a little piece of paper they give you on the border that carries information about you). I was like, are you serious? No stamps or signatures or anything???? Really?? Well... next time i want to stay longer, i will just write it myself. OR if you will need it, i will write it for your I-94 too, i memorized it!
Well first off, i wrote to US Embassy to ask what should i do to extent my Visa Waiver program, they said there is no way you can legalize you overstay... i was like really? Thats not the same info i got from other agencies.. So I wrote them exactly what one should do when they cannot leave the country due to a shitty things, such as the volcano, and need to extend their visa vaiwer program... And that you CAN legalize your stay. It just pissed me off, they should know and they should spread that infoo... Dumbasses.