A funny story my momma told me at work today...

So im at work, just typing stuff and mom tells me that story about my brother Dalton and his wacked up friends. So in summer, they were over one of his buddies house. One of them could make himself fart.. and they really wanted to try if fart really catches on fire. So the talented friend is laying on his back in his bed, with his legs up and boxers pulled down, trying hard to get the air out you know... and the other guy is sitting beside the bed holding the lighter close to the talented ones ass. And finally the greatly missed wind comes... The guy holding the lighter is ready to light it up but all of a sudden something flew out of there and hit his finger! He dropped the lighter and started screaming (i would have given up my coffee for a month to see that face)! So they all are trying to search what it was until they did... and the guy who got "shot" screams... its a poo! Its a poo!!! He got shot with a poobullet which was coming out in a very natural way. Just to let you know. Things happen, just be prepared next time.