I had the wierdest dream just an hour ago, I just wake up and have to share it:
So im at home, its 9.55 pm and im like, i want some champaigne!!! So i get on my bike, and try to paddle to
the store as fast as i can, because the alcohol is sold until 10 pm. I open a bottle of beer (i dont even drink beer) to take with me on the way. Outside, i realize i cannot really cycle with the open bottle of beer in my hand. So i hide it in the bushes, there was already a bigass bottle of someone elses hidden rum. Then, i start paddling again, and there is a dog, wanting to bite the shit out of me! I start going very fast and point stuff to the dog so he would think there is food and would just go away to eat the imaginery sausage. It worked once, but then he came back, I was like fuck! Finally i even didnt care about the dog, because a bigass bee shows up, trying to land on my head and do some woodoo with my hair and bite my scalp, so there i am, on a bike, trying to get rid of the stinking bee. But nooo! The fucking bee invites all his friends and all of a sudden i find myself in a bee cloud! By that time i feel like the whole zoo is following me. Im like "my life is over". I dropped the bike, and.. run!!! I find a schoolbuilding so i ran in hoping to get away from the animals, but noooo, they all follow me.. im so scared im ready to shit my pants and i wake up! And im pissed! I didnt make it to the store in time to buy a damn bottle of champaigne! Damit!
the store as fast as i can, because the alcohol is sold until 10 pm. I open a bottle of beer (i dont even drink beer) to take with me on the way. Outside, i realize i cannot really cycle with the open bottle of beer in my hand. So i hide it in the bushes, there was already a bigass bottle of someone elses hidden rum. Then, i start paddling again, and there is a dog, wanting to bite the shit out of me! I start going very fast and point stuff to the dog so he would think there is food and would just go away to eat the imaginery sausage. It worked once, but then he came back, I was like fuck! Finally i even didnt care about the dog, because a bigass bee shows up, trying to land on my head and do some woodoo with my hair and bite my scalp, so there i am, on a bike, trying to get rid of the stinking bee. But nooo! The fucking bee invites all his friends and all of a sudden i find myself in a bee cloud! By that time i feel like the whole zoo is following me. Im like "my life is over". I dropped the bike, and.. run!!! I find a schoolbuilding so i ran in hoping to get away from the animals, but noooo, they all follow me.. im so scared im ready to shit my pants and i wake up! And im pissed! I didnt make it to the store in time to buy a damn bottle of champaigne! Damit!
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